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[17 Jun 2008|12:50am] |
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You know....I am not really sure.....why.... But this AD was on the Myspace page the other day. I found it to be quite hilarious so I had to repost it. It is highly amusing in more ways than one.

Dammit I wanted free shipping in men.
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[17 Jun 2008|01:03am] |
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On Sunday Morning I awoke...confused. I was in John's bed. I look and see John at the foot of the bed. I then noticed the room was still a little wobbly. Though the events of the previous night were not entirely clear. I then saw that I was laying in vomit. Which was located on the bed. Then I was like...."Holy shit, did I throw up in your bed?" and John mumbled something about "Hurry let's get ready to paint" (I recently got him addicted to painting and he likes to to talk in his sleep. So I get the dirty sheets off the bed and throw them in the washer. I felt like I had been hit by a truck. I stumble to the bathroom and continue to worship the porcelain goddess (that is the nice way of describing it) I suddenly remember why I hate getting drunk. Isn't it funny...how we always remember that the next day when we are severely hung over. HAH! The last thing I remember was getting that last drink. One more shot of tequila. (Jose Cuervo is my favorite) I think I was doing good until i ran out of cash....So I needed to use plastic, the Bartender informed me that there was a $20 minimum, and that if I used the ATM there was a $5 surcharge. So, I went with choice A.) The $20 minimum - thinking I could do 2 more shots and just buy some drinks for friends with in the next 45 minutes.... HAHA! Yeah those last 2 shots to make the most of my dollar WERE NOT A GOOD IDEA.
I have not been that wasted in a long time. I have never thrown up in a bed...or any other inappropriate place. Like ie My Car Window. And John did not stop the car. He kept going...So it all flew back into the car. Not to mention John and I ...washed, waxed, and detailed my car 3 days before. Yeah that was awesome scraping the dried whatever I ate off my leather seats. And really even then I am not sure what the fuck it was.
I had a 12:30 PM Tattoo Appointment for Father's Day. So I was trying my best to get rid of my hangover. Keeping water down unsuccessfully and taking ibuprofen. Which helped kind-of-ish. Really my savior was this nausea medication that I still had the prescription for. I used it as my 'get out of jail free' card per say, but alas it was my last one. Was prescribed to me when I had the stomach flu. I mostly just used it for hangovers though. =D However though I felt weak as hell. I was able to successfully pull off the awesome father's day tattoo, and felt better for the rest of the day.
THANK YOU PRESCRIPTION NAUSEA MEDICINE & MY BOYFRIEND JOHN FOR BABYSITTING MY DRUNK ASS.
So, I guess that is what happens...when you party like a rockstar. I just don't bounce back like I used to.
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| The Happening - Movie Review - By: Malicia |
[17 Jun 2008|01:36pm] |
THE HAPPENING
Directed & Written by: M. Night Shyamalan
He also directed: Sixth Sense, Signs, Unbreakable, The Village, Lady in the Water
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo
Since I had multiple people ask...I am just going to post my review of the movie.
I also want to add that my opinion of the movie may seem a bit biased since I happen to adore M. Night Shyamalan movies. I realize it is not the "Sixth Sense" not on any scale. What I admire about his directing, is that he thinks 'outside' of the box. With his unpredictable style, I enjoy watching his films. However, if you hated his last few films, I would not recommend this film to you.
M. Night Shyamalan has a tendency to leave a lot of things up to the imagination. I like this about him, however I know a lot of people do not...As no one reads books anymore. Most of his films have been low budget, with little or no special effects. If you remember in "Signs" most of the film was filmed inside of a house. This film, however, DOES SHOW you what is happening. I was rather impressed with the extremely graphic scenes of the movie. Which is obvious as to why this has easily become his first R - rated film.
This is not a jump out and scare you horror film. I think you can pretty much see that from the previews. So if you are wanting to be scared, you will be highly disappointed. This is a film that is meant to make the viewer THINK. I think it successfully achieves that goal.
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